A Humorous Joke
An Atheist and a Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring
all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
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Life is God's Gift to You ! What You do with it is Your Gift to God ! |
God doesn't require us to succeed - He only requires that you try (Mother Teresa) You will be surprised in what you can do - If you only try! |
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Everyone brings Happiness ! Some by coming - Some by leaving. |
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Evil prospers because good men fail to act ! |
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Children - Need Protection, Education & Love : Old People - Need Respect & Love : Women - Need Protection & Love : Men - Need Respect & Love |
The Priest and the Mule
A priest was walking down a dirt road one day and came upon a man with a mule pulling a wagon load of two-by-fours. The mule had stopped and sat down. The man was yelling and pulling on the mules' reigns trying to get him to move. The man was angry and was using many foul words on the mule. The priest came up to the man and said, "If you want one of God's creatures to do what you want him to do, You must treat him with love and kindness".
The man then told the priest, "If you can do any better, than you are welcome to try".
With this the priest went to the rear of the wagon, pulled off a two-by-four board and walk to the front of the mule and looked the mule in the eye and then took a mighty swing with the two-by-four, hitting the mule across the head.
The man in shock said, "I thought you must treat him love and kindness"?
The priest then said, "You are, but first you must get his attention".